Archer, no. And it is your first time getting blackout drunk in three years, and while I think we've kinda passed the point of your liver returning to its natural state, at the very least your tolerance has clearly gone down.

[ God, it's hard not to get irritated at the guy, even knowing he has a disease, even knowing he just woke up from a coma and is probably just trying to cope in the only way he knows how. Barry can't imagine Mallory's parenting was particularly hands-on. Or loving. Or... parenting, really. ]

Look, why do you want to get drunk right now? Be honest with me.