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You're stuck in a hole! With another person! Is this better or worse than being stuck alone? You decide!

Some different types of holes you can get stuck in?

1. Ditch

Maybe you just tripped. Maybe you were drunk. Maybe you hurt yourself and you're going to have to rely on the other person to get you home so that you don't end up dead in a ditch like your mother always worried you would. Either way, it's a ditch, and you're in it.

2. Too Deep to Climb

Did your enemies put you in here? Was it covered with branches and you didn't see it until it was too late? Did you just wake up with no explanation? A MYSTERY. More mysterious is how smooth the sides are, too smooth and high to climb, and how any powers you should have that could have helped are mysteriously not working. But the hole is just wide enough that with the help of another person maybe, just maybe, you can link arms and climb up back to back. Worth a shot! What's the worst that could happen??

3. Bottomless Pit

There's only so long you can keep screaming before it gets a little old. You're still falling, and it's starting to seem like hitting the bottom is more an if than a when. Might as well pass the time with some bonding. Maybe tell some stories?

4. Black hole

A hole IN SPACE. Maybe you know you're being sucked to your spaghettification doom. Maybe it's a wormhole and if you're lucky, you'll come out again on the other side. Maybe it's a hole in the fabric of reality and you're about to meet an alternate version of your friend who has A BEARD?? I'm sure it's fine.

5. Grave

Did you trip and fall in the most horribly awkward place possible? Are you (and a friend) being BURIED ALIVE?? Or maybe this is just a metaphor for the dark pit of despair in your soul. Either way, maybe get out and have a cookie or something. You deserve something nice.

6. Wildcard

Maybe the real pit was the friends we were stuck in along the way!